Item #1: Shard of (very cheap) guitar body, found in the street underneath Catherine's car.
Item #2: Ho snap. Looks like someone thought he was a rockstar. Except God damn, there seems to have been a car in the way.
They even managed to fuck up my rainguards, which incidentally were not cheap and are no longer being made anymore, so replacing them is going to be a pain in the ass. Yeah thanks guys, I'm laughing. Fucking punk kids.
mother of fuck. I want to go beat them to a bloody pulp with my torque wrench.